There has been a few postings on facebook about men not understanding women and women not understanding men.
So I thought I would put together this handy helper so that any one can translate what each sex has said and what they really mean.
So this is what women say and really mean
1 Yes = No.
2 No = Yes.
3 Maybe = No.
4 We need = I want.
5 I am sorry = You will be sorry.
6 We need to talk = You're in trouble.
7 Sure, go ahead = You better not.
8 Do what you want = You will pay for this later.
9 I am not upset = Of Course I am upset, you moron!
10 You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
And this is want men say and mean.
1 I am hungry = I am hungry.
2 I am sleepy = I am sleepy.
3 I am tired = I am tired.
4 Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5 I love you = Let's have sex.
6 I am bored = Do you want sex?
7 May I have a dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8 Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9 Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10 Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11 Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay.
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